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{"slip": { "id": 127, "advice": "When hugging, hug with both arms and apply reasonable, affectionate pressure."}}

{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 5, "advice": "If you have the chance, take it!"}}

{"slip": { "id": 107, "advice": "If you don't ask, you don't get."}}

{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}

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